Make a Wish Come True, Get FREE ART!

This is my Amazon.com Wish List

So here’s the deal: I need some stuff. Some of it will help me with my art. Some of it will help with my house. The rest of it would just be awesome to have.

For the first time ever, I’m willing to offer a trade of sorts: You get free art in exchange for getting something off my wish list. OK, not so much “free” as its “You buy me something awesome and I give you art in return”, but still…

So let me lay down how this will work:
Any item under $30, you get a signed print of your pick within 11″ x 17″.
Any item under $50, you get a signed print of your pick within 11″ x 17″ and one 8.5 x 11″.
Any item under $100, you get a signed print of your pick within 11″ x 17″ and one 8.5 x 11″, as well as stickers!

Now the fun stuff!
Any item over $100, you get all that PLUS a free sketch of your choosing!
Any item over $200…. you get everything mentioned, as well as my Gig Poster Portfolio set FOR FREE (a $150 value!!!!).

But wait, there’s more!
If you get me the kit to make my own root beer, once I get things going, you get FREE ROOT BEER!
If you get me the mini amp, I’ll write a song just for you and send you a copy!
If you get me the 11 x 17″ printer, you get 5 FREE PRINTS!
If you get the Wacom Tablet or paper cutter, you get 5 FREE PRINTS!
If you get me the Wacom Cintquie, you get a free commissioned piece of art!

Die Hipster Scum! Stickers for Sale!

Check out the awesome original piece here on DeviantArt!

Yes, now you can be the envy of everyone on your block with this awesome sticker! Measuring at a WHOPPING 4″ x 4″ square, this sticker is large and in charge! A great way to show hipsters that, well, THEY SUCK!

Stickers are only $2 plus shipping! I’ll start shipping soon, and yes, I can do international shipping!!!

NEED AWESOME LOOKING GIG POSTERS?!

Are you in a band? Are you sick and tired of not being able to get a decent looking gig poster so people will be at least interested in your band? Are you tired of people pointing and laughing at how utterly lame and horrible your posters are?

THEN HIRE LARRY WEST!

Yes, Larry West, the single greatest thing to come out of the Philadelphia’s Art Scene ever! But don’t let me overwhelming modesty stop you from picking this one-of-a-kind illustrator and designer of all things cool, why not listen to these awesome unverifiable quotes:

“Dude, you should work for bands!” – Random poster online
“AWESOME WORK!!!!” – Metal fan at a concert
“You need to start working for bands! Seriously, quit bugging me!” – Devin Townsend

Yes, you, too, can have work done metal and punk gig poster master and legend Larry West! But don’t let the humble ego of this artist and these quote deter you, why not check out the work yourself!

WANT MORE? WANT TO GET SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY’RE DOING?! WANT SOMETHING AWESOME FOR YOUR BAND?!

STOP SITTING AROUND READING THIS AND START CLICKING! HIRE LARRY TODAY!

Just click on the image below to check out more work:

My SWINE FLU Poster Made the New York Times!!!

….. OK, their art blog, but still!

Conversely, the poster titled “Swine Flu Beware the Pandemic,” by the artist with the nom-de-crayon LuvataciousSkull, (available through the online poster and T-shirt store zazzle.com), which shows an eerie drawing of a pig’s head atop the universal toxic waste symbol, suggests the film “28 Days Later,” in which a virus turns the world’s population into zombies. This is not exactly the scenario we want to conjure when thinking about the flu.

Pretty sweet, huh?

So, want an awesome poster for yourself? Check it out here: